Yah post maine entertainment ke liye likha hai, entertainment ke sath jankari bhi bhi hai, jo aapko padhane me maza aayega, agar maza aaye to aapko kam-se-kam 2 baar padhana chahiye, continuesaly bina ruke to jyada maza aayega.
Aise mousham me har jagah garmi hi
garmi lagati hai, chahe sasural jao, chahe office. Dono me hi AC nahi hai, mere ghar me
to isliye nahi hai, kyonki mere koi parosi ke yaha nahi hai.
Lekin jo kuchh bhi kahiye aag ke gola wala din me kuchh aisi chij bhi isi dharati par exist karti hai jo aapko turant bhar me sasural ka feel kara dega, chahe aap jaha kahi bhi ho, Malum ! ?
Unsab me se ek hai cooler jo
hum sab ko pasand hai, aur humlogon ke pas hai bhi. Garmi ke dino me mehraru
ke baad usi ka khyal rakhate hai humlog, Hai na ! ?
Garmi aate hi Apani pahali patni ke
tarah cooler ke bhi badan se sare kapade hata kar use saph-suthara
kar ke saja dete hai, aur subah-sham patni ki hi tarah uske chhed
me bhi paani dalte hai aur maza lete hai, maza lete hai, maza
lete hai.
Humlog cooler ko apani dusari
patni ka darja dekar pahali patni ki hi tarah use bhi chhod dete
hai- ki apana kaam apane se karo. Humlog bhul jate hai ki meri
pahali patni sajiv hai aur dusari patni nirjiv, bhala wo apana kaam
apane se kaise karegi, dusari baat pahli usaki shoutan lagegi, to
phir wo usaka kaam kyo & kaise karegi.
Jis tarah humsab ki patni har week
apana saph-saphai karti hai usi tarah aapko apani dusari patni ko
bhi karna padta hai, nahi to pahali ki hi tarah isme me bhi virus,
bacteria & infection lag jate hai, isiliye patni ki saphai
bahut jaruri hai.
Lekin, patni ka kaam koi pati
karega to use to pahale sikhna padega hi na, to aayiye sikh lete
hai humlog miljul kar.
Dusari patni ki saphai kyon jaruri hai ?
To bahiya dekho simple sa baat
hai ki patni dusari ho ya pahali, chhidr(chhed) me sirf paani
dalte rahane se aur maza lete rahane se nahi hoga. Pahali baat to yahi
hai ki koi bhi chij aapko free me nahi milata hai, ya to paisa
dena padta hai ya mehnat karna padta hai.
Yeh to humlog jante hi hai ki koi bhi tanki
me paani dalane se usme nami bana rahta hai, aur nami me bacteria
panapta hai. Jab usake tanki me 8 din se jyada paani
bhara rahata hai to usme ladies machchhar log bhi jakar naha-dho kar
kabhi-kabhi khel(s*x) leti hai, aur wahi, usi me apana anda(larva)
de deti hai, bina puchhe, bina laj sharm ke. Ab kabhi kabhi humsab male
log wo dekh lete hai to munh par haath rakhana padta hai.
Jaise pahali patni upper se chamakane
ke liye Beauty parlour jati aur under se chamkane ke liye bath-room
jati hai, usi tarah dusari patni ko bhi upper ke sath-sath under
se bhi chamkana padta hai. Tab jakar infection,badbu aur dhulkan
se chhutkara milata hai.
Sath hi pahali ki hi tarah use
bhi ek fix time 5-6 din par naya paani usake niche wala chhidr
se pilana padta hai, purana wala ko nikal kar. Isake alawa
har 15 din par usebhi bahar ke sath-sath under se chamkana
padta hai. Kyonki koi bhi maza free me nahi milata hai.
Part-by-part saphai—
Ekdum sahi baat mail(gandagi)
har jagah baithata hai to usake harek part ko aapko saphai karni padti
hai. Tanki, cooling pad, Blade aur pura sharir ki saphai karna padta hai.
Kyonki…..? ? ? ? ? ? koi bhi maza free me………. . Haaa !
Aise karane se usme laga fungus
aur dead cells(jung) ki bhi saphai ho jati hai.
Ek baat kabhi nahi bhulana hai-
jaise pahali patni ko ek kam karte samay, dusare kam nahi
soupa jata hai, waise hi dusari patni ka bhi ek kam karte samay, dusra
kam nahi karna hai, yaani plug nikal dena hai.
Water tank saph karane ka sahi tarika—
- Sabse pahale usake nachane wala kam band kar de.· Ab usaka purana pani bahar nikale apane haat ke ungali se dhakkan hata kar.
- Ab tank me thoda sa sirka dal kar ek ghante ke liye chhod de.
- Ab saph pani se dho len.
C. Pad saph karna kyo jaruri hai?
Pad ko saph karna pura body
ke saph karane ke barabar hi jaruri hai. Kyonki usme paani girate
rahane se nami rahta hai, aur nami me bacteria apana 61-62
(anda) karke sankhya badhate hai, aur pura ghar me hawa ke
dwara phail jate hai pahali patani
ke matha ke baal jaise.
Aise kariye, dekhiye-
- Saphed sirake me nimbu ka ras milakar ek badi balti me dal le.
- Ab sabhi pad ko isme pura duba de.
- Kuchh der me inme se sari gandagi nikal jayegi.
- Bacteria nikal jayegi aur pad phir se fresh and taiyar ho jayega, phir se ganda hone ke liye.
- Ab usake pad ko tej dhup me sukha le, jaise apaki pahali patni sukhati hai.
- Sukhane ke baad usake jagah par, under kior se fit kar de, aur maza lena shuru kar de.
Usake blade ko kaise saph Karen ?
Blade ko saph karna aasan hai
bilkul pahali ki hi tarah, sab kholane ke baad ek saph bhinge
huye kapade se dheere-dheere ek haath se pakarna hai aur dusare
haath se ponchh dena hai, dhyan rahe usaka shape na bigare,
nahi to phir maza se mahrum ho jaoge.
Agar usake body ki baat kare to, phir dekho—
- Ek bartan me pani me thoda sa vinegar dale.
- Usame ek kapda bhingoye.
- Ab usse usake body ko ponchhe ya saph kare.
- Isse body bahar se chamakana shuru kar dega.
- Ab usake engine(motor) me oily karni hai taki, kuchh dhila chale.
- Aapki patni phir se under aur bahar se chamkana shuru kar di. Pani dalkar maza lena shuru kariye.
Tanki me ladies machchhar ganda kaam nan kare, usake liye 4 upaye—
- Charo taraf ka dhakkan band rakhen.
- Tanki me nim ke patte dal den.
- Kuchh bund mitti tel dal den.
- Use me na ho to sara paani baha de, apane haath use kar ke.
Agar wah smell de rahi hai to phir yah kuchh upaye—
- Tanki me hamesha taza
aur thanda pani dale.
- Pani Har dusare
din nikale aur dale.
- 15 din me under
ki saphai kare.
- Sabkuchh khol
kar dhup me rakhe.
- Chhed block hone
par laides machchhar ka egg
under hi rah jata hai, ungali dal pura pani nikale.
- Kanch ke jaar me
pani me gulab ki pankhuriyan rakhe ya mogare ka phul rakhen
- Ab ise freeze
me 12 ghante rakhane ke baad chhankar tanki me niche wali
bada chhed se pura dal de.
Chalate-phirate,
uthate-baithate yah kabhi nahi bhulana hai ki patni, – pahali ho
ya dusari ek baar me ek hi kam karwana hai ya karna hai. Ek
Kam karte huye dusra kam nahi soupna hai, Nahi to maza dur
ho jayega aur koi bhi maza free me………………. . Haaaaa !
To garmi ke dino agar 2 patni se maza
lena hai to es tarah se le sakte hai.
Padhane me agar maza aaya to phir se ek baar
padhiye… bina ruke .. Jyada maza aayega.
Yah post aapko kaisa laga comment karke jarur bataye, yah bhi bataye ki aage se aisa post likhe ya nahi. –Thank you (Paramedico).
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